Archive for July, 2009

The Year I Changed My Name

It was 1984 and I was in the 5th grade at Ellis Parker Elementary School. I was still taller than all the other kids in my class, including the boys, and I was beginning to suffer the awkwardness of puberty.  We lived in South Eugene, which was the part of town inhabited by children of [...]

On Cynicism

It may not come as a surprise that I am prone to a bit of cynicism. I love parodies.  I watch the Onion News Network and the Daily Show.  I love Christopher Guest movies. I’ve learned to keep it from showing most of the time, but I can roll my eyeballs with the skill of [...]

Night People Vindicated!

Bob Wiley said that there are two kinds of people in this world – those who like Neil Diamond and those who don’t. I would argue that the bifurcation of humanity has nothing to do with Neil Diamond and everything to do with sleep patterns. Are you a “morning person” or a “night person?”
If you [...]